It's winter, I'm cold all the time, and my clothes keep coming off as I run and play all over the place. So I'm running around the house naked and David tells me I look like a "tube". A tube! A paper towel roll with 4 legs, a head and a tail.
Tube. So I need better, more form-fitting clothing. I'm imagining something like a zippered knit tube-sock. (I'm too active for velcro). Or maybe one of those hideous aerobic exercise leggings popular back in the '80's? Yeah, that's before my time, but I've encountered a couple around the house... Zenny. Those leggings are great for playing hide-and-seek with Tootsie.
Can anyone help me? It's a long time until summer.
By the way, the pic is apparently a 1910 postcard from the archives of one of MY favorite websites: http://dachshundlove.blogspot.com .