"I'll show YOU. I'm going to find some new, creative places to poop in the house. You won't find them all 'til August. Remember, I'm an expert at burrowing under towels, sofa covers and blankets!" (Tootsie Roll)
"I've had my way with more than a few legs of your expensive furniture. I didn't get them all yet! I'm still the world's worst dog and don't you forget that!" (Oscar Mayer)
"Huh? Our people are coming back? I thought Lorna and Shawn were our new people." (Jimmy Dean)
